One-Son Policy

One child, one vas. Second child, next vas and end of problem.

Option of complete removal of the organs in question really should be made readily available for those who are both ready and willing (with spousal counselling and consent if wedded) to entirely stop fecking around. There are even sweeter things in human life than hormone-driven compulsive fecking and all the adult-grade kinderscheiss that follows.

Got Anger Management?

The change is both permanent and (for those indeed ready, but not others so no compulsory orchiectomies, ever!) deeply refreshing. Removal of massive systemic distraction, y'see. The ancient Chinese Emperors were wise.

Got Wisdom?

Lao Tsu (senior Imperial Librarian and author of the Tao te Ching) knew this well, oh yes he did. Learn to actualize Canto 16 well from a decent translation and become wise indeed. (Still takes time; set some aside daily for this.)

There are ancient Chinese instructions for the attainment of eternal life (no particular external savior-figure necessary) embedded in the text. From Feng/English, read "unchanging" as "constant" and "be" as "become" and you are on your way, Young Grasshopper.

The Feng/English translation is back in print. Worth putting to work long before one has Had Enough and become plenty good 'n' ready for the Ultimate Cut. Take in the movie, "The Last Emperor" for a brief but germane historical re-enactment scene (mid-flick). Theirs were lopped by means of sword. (Modern surgery is somewhat better.)

Lao Tsu (and many others) gave 'em up for the sake of safety, peace, and an improved degree of public service. Goodness knows, we need all of those Just Everywhere these days. (Only the bravest of volunteers need apply at first.)

Now as for persuading those hot-blooded, stiff-prong'd, fun-lovin' war pimps in our midst to settle down... {;-)o<

Nudge nudge wink wink say no mo'.

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