A corporation a person? -- can it be elected to public office? keep and bear arms? jailed? Executed? Retired at age 65? Be held for 72 hours for mental status evaluation when its behavior causes its sanity or judgment to be legally in question? Judged incompetent to handle its own affairs? Required to give a urine sample if a vehicle under its control is driven in an erratic manner? Bleed? Show a sense of humor? Pass a Turing Test?

"Why is it a privilege for a soldier to die for your country, but a burden for a corporation to pay taxes?"