I cannot believe that they would send you a letter on such a stupid topic! I read both the joke and american express letter. Doesn't american express have any real jobs for their lawyers?! To waste time on something this ignorant and to threaten people just because they can.. I closed my account with them today after reading this! I don't want to be associated with a corporation that is so out of touch. It is funny how american express financial has no drug testing and knowing allows certain people level 7 and 8's (in Minneapolis)to handle customer calls yet make a big deal out of a joke on your site!