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Sermon on the Mount, as annotated by George W. Bush
Submitted by brad on Thu, 2005-04-28 08:01.
George W. Bush names Jesus as the philosopher he admires the most. The most central of the teachings of Jesus can be found in the Sermon on the Mount. I have come upong Bush's edited version of the sermon, amended to make the dictates of his Saviour easier to follow in these modern times. Enjoy here in the Sermon on the Mount (George Bush Version) |
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Amended certainly, but not abridged (shortened). See also Ambrose Bierce's Ten Commandments recalculated for this meridian: http://eir.library.utoronto.ca/rpo/display/poem146.html
Could you get interested in theology?
Brad-Mon!
You obviously have an incredible mind and many interests. Could
you get interested in theology? Your wonderful send-up of Bushianity
has me thinking that you may have heard the voice of God. Prophets
are naturally intolerant of Bush-grade B.S.
W and his clan of Molech worshipping imperialists / expansionists
have been allowed to twist the meaning of God's Holy Word for too
long, perhaps because the 'liberal' theologians haven't really done
their homework. Perhaps because nobody takes seriously enough the
nightmare represented by "Bushianity" and the worship of "growth". Wanna study some Hebrew and some Greek and help people understand
some of the 'alternative' meanings that have been present in the
scripture all along? Without a vision, the people perish.
Help us, Bradley-Wan. You may be a part of our only hope. ;-)
Thanks!
Tom
"Adopt ye, one another, even as I have adopted you..."
Response
You are a sick liberal!
Bush committed hate crimes with the stench of terrorism
Speaking of George W. Bush:
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
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